I once had this quiet, skinny, tall nerd working on my ring crew back in 2004 named ‘Epitaph’. Years later I learned that Epitaph was no longer ‘Epitaph’ anymore but a guy named ‘Psycho Mike’.

I don’t know anyone named ‘Psycho Mike’. All I know is Epitaph.

‘Psycho Mike’ is an insecure loser with mental problems.

Epitaph is every woman’s darkest fantasy manifest into the tastiest of flesh.

Who wants a taste of that which is Epitaph?