Yesterday, while I was working on UWA, my neighbour’s pig escaped onto my property. With that, we spent the afternoon trying to herd her back home. I’ve never had to wrestle a 300 pound pig in heat before, but it seemed to come natural to me. When we finally got the pig calmed down, I looked at the farmer and I could tell by her face that she was surprised by my skills. I basically kept my wrestling past a secret in my area. People judge you when they know you are a wrestler and I don’t need my neighbours judging me.

Wrestling has brought me more negative heat than positive over the years; there is no doubt about that.

Now back to the pig…

With the pig now safe in the barn, one of the farm hands mentioned he watched wrestling in the ‘90s, so I invited him for a beer and showed him my work. The first thing I showed him was Abaddon, which I describe as ‘Disney Wrestling’. It’s for kids, but the geopolitical message is for the parents. He understood what most wrestling fans did not, because he was of a geopolitical mind. I then showed him the ‘current’ UWA and he liked it, but not enough to pay for a ticket. And that’s understandable, as the story is just getting started.

I then explained to him what is to come for UWA fans, and fans beyond them. I told him what I’m going to tell all of you. For two hours I shot hard true stories at him and was completely submerged in what I was saying.

At the end of the shoot I asked him, “Have you ever heard stories like this before?”

His response was, “No.”

Needless to say, he’s now coming to the show.

Two hours of material, what a joke; I have years of stories to feed you!